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| 11 | <TITLE>Mondo Rescue: Support</TITLE>
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| 16 | If you're reading this, it's for one of two reasons:-
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| 17 | <p>
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| 18 | 1. You've clicked on the 'No logs? No help!' hyperlink just for run.
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| 19 | <br>
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| 20 | 2. You were directed here by a member of the devteam.
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| 21 | <p>
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| 22 | The Support page makes it clear, in very large letters, that we (the devteam) cannot help you if you do not
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| 23 | attach your log file to your e-mail or web-message. We know what we are talking about. We have been doing
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| 24 | this for quite a while now. Mondo generates a detailed log file to help you debug it or trace the cause of the
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| 25 | problem you are experiencing...but of course, you don't read it because you're a lazy-ass freeloader who
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| 26 | would rather sponge off other people's goodwill than do any work yourself.
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| 27 | <p>
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| 28 | Mondo has been in development since late 1999. It runs on dozens of Linux distros. There are three branches
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| 29 | in wide circulation. There are many different kernels out there, countless combinations of hardware,... yet you
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| 30 | expect us to be psychic, to figure out your problems without even sending us a 50k text file containing most of
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| 31 | the information you would send us if you could be bothered? Even though Mondo's documentation is peppered
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| 32 | with references to the log file and its importance, even though Mondo itself tells you to send the log file when
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| 33 | it aborts... you still didn't.
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| 34 | <p>
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| 35 | What kind of idiot are you?
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| 36 | <p>
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| 37 | The kind who doesn't like being confronted with it. It's like an alcoholic waking up in a pool of their own urine.
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| 38 | <p>
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| 39 | If you find this message offensive, you should try being faced with a dozen ignorant, lazy, stupid, pathetic,
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| 40 | ungrateful, complacent e-mails or web-messages like yours <i>every day</i>. Now, that's offensive. Bear in
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| 41 | mind that you didn't pay for this software. If you did, you wouldn't be so complacent as to treat the devteam
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| 42 | as your own person band of domestic servants.
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| 43 | <p>
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| 44 | Have a nice day.
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| 45 | <p align=right>The Devteam
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